build-a-bear needs to start a cryptid collection. i want a plush mothman that makes squeaking noises and smells like campfire with a hint of fresh pine.
How u make her go fast ! What is she running from
her past
someone: coca cola can remove rust from metal imagine what its doing to your body
me: pff getting rid of the rust idiot
THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS
hmm… i’ve been drinking soda and my body’s rust free… not sure where youre getting your facts from…
them: the first step toward fixing a problem is knowing you have it
me, continuing to be completely dysfunctional despite my astoundingly high level of self-awareness: okay fucker what’s the next step
a girl in one of my classes sent out an email saying “you’ll be having a furry classmate this semester” and my heart stopped but she was talking about her service dog
fun fact folks just because youre using “activist” lingo doesnt make the question “do you have a dick or nah” more acceptable