just give me fifty-eight minutes

twinsfawn:

build-a-bear needs to start a cryptid collection. i want a plush mothman that makes squeaking noises and smells like campfire with a hint of fresh pine.



shitgaypeopleneversay:
“ supportsapphic:
“this is gay privilege
”
I… I just…. ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพ‍โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพ‍โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพ‍โ™‚๏ธ
”

shitgaypeopleneversay:

supportsapphic:

this is gay privilege 

I… I just…. 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️



=อŸอŸอžอž๐ŸŒ

licknugo:

janemba:

How u make her go fast ! What is she running from

her past


draeneis:

tomo-takehito:

draeneis:

someone: coca cola can remove rust from metal imagine what its doing to your body

me: pff getting rid of the rust idiot

THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS

hmm… i’ve been drinking soda and my body’s rust free… not sure where youre getting your facts from…


the-soulless-survivor:

them: the first step toward fixing a problem is knowing you have it

me, continuing to be completely dysfunctional despite my astoundingly high level of self-awareness: okay fucker what’s the next step



handsomejackisbi:

a girl in one of my classes sent out an email saying “you’ll be having a furry classmate this semester” and my heart stopped but she was talking about her service dog


Anonymous asked: "I know you're agender, but could you tell us if you're AMAB or AFAB (if that's not too personal)?"

polyglotplatypus:

fun fact folks just because youre using “activist” lingo doesnt make the question “do you have a dick or nah” more acceptable